Submitted by Artie from Squirrel Hill
Q: What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the Court!"
Submitted by Dave from Moon
Q: What did the picture say to the judge?
A: "I have been framed."
Submitted by Jenn from South Fayette
Q: What is an astronaut's favorite meal?
A: "Launch"
Submitted by Tom from Peters
Q: How did the pig thief get caught?
A. The pigs he stole were squealers.
Submitted by a St. Simon & Jude Student
Q: Why did SpongeBob put a clock on the stove?
A: He wanted to see time fry.
Q: Why did Patrick wear two shirts to play golf?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
A: Hop-rods.
Q: Why are pigs always in fashion?
A: They are sty-lish.
Q: What kind of books do skunks read?
A: Best smellers.
Q: What key cannot open a door?
A: A donkey.
Q: Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining
cats and dogs?
A: Because you might step in a poodle.
Q: What day of the week do mothers have baby boys?
A: On Son days.
Q: Why aren’t leopards good at hide-and-seek?
A: Because they are always spotted.